The Benefits of Sleeping Around
- Having sex with a new person for the first time is the most exciting thing in the entire world.
- There are too many attractive people to choose just one.
- No attachments; no sadness when the “relationship” is over
- Different flavors every night.
- All men like different things. It lets you expand your talents.
- Multiple men worshiping your body is a great confidence boost.
- You always have the upper hand. I don’t need you. Get in line, buddy.
- There’s always an opportunity to wear sexy lingerie.
- You release endorphins during sex. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t kill their husbands!
- Shacker shirts. I love sneaking away with a new frat shirt. My collection is quite impressive.
- People might judge you, but you know they’ll eventually get bored of having sex with their boyfriend.
- You’ll get it out of your system before you find “the one”.
Everyone eventually has a slut stage. If you don’t, you’re no fun and you fucking suck. Live a little.